Some more flattering angles.
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone